You suck! You’re a failure! You’ll never get it right. It’s all about what you tell yourself, ammiright? It was easy to write this sequence because let’s be real… training yo’ brain is no joke and I fall prey to The Stinkin’ Thinkin’ on a daily basis. Luckily, underneath it all, I know I’m pretty much fucking awesome, so, there’s that…
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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.
Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?