Sales Copy
OK, there are some rules, but you can totally do it… Ahem…

Food is a delicious bastard and I love it. BUT JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HER ARMS? Lot’s of po-ta-toes up in those guns.
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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.
Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?