Sales Copy: Facebook Ad
So, someone contracted me to do this ad, but I have no idea who I did it for, so here’s a big-ass picture of me and my big gun.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.
Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?