Pond. Jill Pond. :: Copy Strategist

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Sales Page – Create Your Laptop Life

Sales Copy

A project that is near and dear to my heart as it was Julie of Create Your Laptop Life that got me started as a copywriter. Love this woman.

I was honored when Julie asked me to do this sales page because, duh, she’s a marketing fucking genius. She wanted MY voice. My ‘tude. My vibe. Plus, I got to write from the heart and gut because she essentially took me from making shit for money blogging to make lots of money copywriting. Julie is also a copywriter, so she couldn’t keep her damn hands off the copy (yes, she made some brilliant tweaks), but I like to take credit for all of it because it’s guuuuud.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Email Sequence: Devon Hartford (X-Rated)

Email Sequence

Romance author, Devon Hartford needed some emails to promote his hawt series of naughty books. These are dirty. Don’t read them if you don’t like dirty stuff.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Email Sequence: Mindset University

Email Sequence

You suck! You’re a failure! You’ll never get it right. It’s all about what you tell yourself, ammiright? It was easy to write this sequence because let’s be real… training yo’ brain is no joke and I fall prey to The Stinkin’ Thinkin’ on a daily basis. Luckily, underneath it all, I know I’m pretty much fucking awesome, so, there’s that…

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: OnStage Home Staging

Web Copy

Classy. Classic. No dirty words. It’s perfection.

On top of web copy, I wrote a handful of blog posts for these wonderful people and who’da thunk it, but I like talking about rugs…

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: Girl Gotch

Web Copy

I’m sorry, but I can’t abide the wedgie.

Love writing for a good cause. Wedgie-free undies for girls are a must – my 2 girls would say so. Me? I don’t wear underwear, so IDGAF about ladies drawers, but these… These are golden.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: Savvy Interiors

Web Copy

There’s No Place Like Home… Unless It’s Ugly. You Gotta Fix Ugly. Oh yes I did…

This was fun because the client wanted different and playful, but not too over the top, so I got to play with pushing boundaries and staying classy. I like it. Yup.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: Dannie Fountain

Web Copy

Ahhh, the magic of an ideal client. Lots of fucks, lots of badassery, lots of cool shit.

I seem to like rebels and rogues and ruptors of dis (get it? disruptors?)… Another match made in heaven, Dannie called for some serious copy with an edgy edge. Yeah, that makes total sense. Love this copy.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: The Babetown Collective

Web Copy

And here we have some of my most favorite work… It’s not live on the site due to some restructuring, so I link to Google Docs for your viewing pleasure.

When Lola of The Babetown Collective contacted me for web copy, I knew we were a match made in heaven. She loves to say fuck. I love to say fuck. What more could I wish for in a client? Oh, and she’s a goddamn rebel. LOVE THIS COPY SO MUCH I COULD KISS IT.

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And here is the About Page. Orgasm.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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