Pond. Jill Pond. :: Copy Strategist

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Sales Copy: Facebook Ads: Some Rando

Sales Copy: Facebook Ad

So, someone contracted me to do this ad, but I have no idea who I did it for, so here’s a big-ass picture of me and my big gun.

Another picture of me trying to be dapper and Bondy, but really, back to the copy… another coach helping people live the life of their dreams. Legit, yo.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Sales Copy: Facebook Ads: Janice Noehulani

Sales Copy: Facebook Ad

No one ever said finding love would be easy…

I related to this copy. A lot. I was single for a looooong time and dating… sucks ass.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Sales Page – Create Your Laptop Life

Sales Copy

A project that is near and dear to my heart as it was Julie of Create Your Laptop Life that got me started as a copywriter. Love this woman.

I was honored when Julie asked me to do this sales page because, duh, she’s a marketing fucking genius. She wanted MY voice. My ‘tude. My vibe. Plus, I got to write from the heart and gut because she essentially took me from making shit for money blogging to make lots of money copywriting. Julie is also a copywriter, so she couldn’t keep her damn hands off the copy (yes, she made some brilliant tweaks), but I like to take credit for all of it because it’s guuuuud.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Sales Page: No Rules Diet

Sales Copy

OK, there are some rules, but you can totally do it… Ahem…

Food is a delicious bastard and I love it. BUT JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HER ARMS? Lot’s of po-ta-toes up in those guns.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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