Pond. Jill Pond. :: Copy Strategist

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Web Copy: OnStage Home Staging

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Classy. Classic. No dirty words. It’s perfection.

On top of web copy, I wrote a handful of blog posts for these wonderful people and who’da thunk it, but I like talking about rugs…

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: Girl Gotch

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I’m sorry, but I can’t abide the wedgie.

Love writing for a good cause. Wedgie-free undies for girls are a must – my 2 girls would say so. Me? I don’t wear underwear, so IDGAF about ladies drawers, but these… These are golden.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: Savvy Interiors

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There’s No Place Like Home… Unless It’s Ugly. You Gotta Fix Ugly. Oh yes I did…

This was fun because the client wanted different and playful, but not too over the top, so I got to play with pushing boundaries and staying classy. I like it. Yup.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: Dannie Fountain

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Ahhh, the magic of an ideal client. Lots of fucks, lots of badassery, lots of cool shit.

I seem to like rebels and rogues and ruptors of dis (get it? disruptors?)… Another match made in heaven, Dannie called for some serious copy with an edgy edge. Yeah, that makes total sense. Love this copy.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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Web Copy: The Babetown Collective

Web Copy

And here we have some of my most favorite work… It’s not live on the site due to some restructuring, so I link to Google Docs for your viewing pleasure.

When Lola of The Babetown Collective contacted me for web copy, I knew we were a match made in heaven. She loves to say fuck. I love to say fuck. What more could I wish for in a client? Oh, and she’s a goddamn rebel. LOVE THIS COPY SO MUCH I COULD KISS IT.

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And here is the About Page. Orgasm.

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I write unconventional copy and create imagery for avant-garde brands that want words that sell. Let’s dig in, find YOU and put YOU on the page to create copy that would kill if it didn’t have a conscience.
Classy, elite, rogue, and witty – I’ll give you James fucking Bond in pajamas.

Pond. Jill Pond. I may not shower every day but I write killer copy that sells shit. Dare I say… mission accomplished?

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